April Fools 30 Year Old First Release Scotch Whisky, 70cl, 51.7% ABV

Despite its youthful demeanour, this whisky is no spring chicken. Distilled at a mystery Speyside distillery more than three decades past, this deceptive drop has been matured in first-fill ex-bourbon casks meaning that, even at the ripe old age of 30, it’s a fresh, lively and playful dram packed with vanilla and rich, fresh fruit.

Please note - No tube.